Definitions of Designations: IT Industry

Project Manager is a Person who thinks that if he puts nine women on the job, they can deliver a baby in One month.
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Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
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Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks that a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
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Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
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Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
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Resource Optimization Team Members of this team think that they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
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Documentation Team Members of this team think that they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
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Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
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Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
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HR Manager is a person who thinks that . . . a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
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