*Scenario 1*
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
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sees them and walks on.
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That's MUMBAI
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*Scenario 2*
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Two guys are fighting.
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Both of them take time out and call their friends
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on their mobiles.
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Now 50 guys are fighting.
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You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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*Scenario 3*
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and
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tries to make peace.
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The first two get together and beat him up.
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That's DELHI
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*Scenario 4*
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Two guys are fighting.
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A crowd gathers to watch.
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A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
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That's AHMEDABAD
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*Scenario 5*
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
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He writes a software program to stop the fight.
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But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in
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the program.
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That's BANGALORE
****Scenario 6*
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Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
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A guy comes along and quietly says that
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"AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.
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Peace settles in...
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That's CHENNAI
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*Scenario 7*
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then
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a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
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You are in KOLKATA
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*Scenario 8*
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Two guys are fighting.
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Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
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"don't fight in front of my place,
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go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".
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That's KERALA !
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and the best one is
*Scenario 9*
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Two guys are fighting.
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Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
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All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other
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and all go home as friends.
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You are in GOA !!!
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