My dog

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

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He has his food prepared for him.

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He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

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His meals are provided at no cost to him.

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He visits the doctor once a year

for his checkup, and again

during the year if any medical needs arise.

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For this he pays nothing,

and nothing is required of him.

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He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house

that is much larger than he needs,

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but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

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He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

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He receives his accommodations absolutely free.

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He is living like a King,

and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

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All of his costs are picked up by others

who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this,

and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......

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My dog is an Indian POLITICIAN!