Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive
is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success???
Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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All the desirable things in life
are either illegal, expensive or
fattening or married to someone else. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove
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Since Light travels faster than Sound,
people appear brighter
before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich,
Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?
Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side
of the bread to butter. If it falls down,
it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over
to the most inaccessible corner.
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As soon as you mention something,
If it is good, it is taken...
If it is bad, it happens!
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He who has the gold, makes the rules
---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late.
If you come late, the bus is still late...
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Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always
moves faster and the person in front of you
will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen.
If you have a pen, you don't have paper.
If you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. students -
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum
wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring
when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no. 20,
two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in
will be more crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow,
there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind,
the smoke from the cigarette will always
tend to go to the non-smoker!
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that you don't need it.
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