Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Murphy's Laws

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive
is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success???
Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but if you think again, neither does Milk.
All the desirable things in life
are either illegal, expensive or
fattening or married to someone else. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove
Since Light travels faster than Sound,
people appear brighter
before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich,
Which never works.
If at first you don't succeed?
Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side
of the bread to butter. If it falls down,
it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over
to the most inaccessible corner.
As soon as you mention something,
If it is good, it is taken...
If it is bad, it happens!
He who has the gold, makes the rules
---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late.
If you come late, the bus is still late...
Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always
moves faster and the person in front of you
will always have the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen.
If you have a pen, you don't have paper.
If you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engg. students -
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
You will pick up maximum
wrong numbers when on roaming.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring
when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no. 20,
two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in
will be more crowded than the other.
If your exam is tomorrow,
there will be a power cut tonight.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind,
the smoke from the cigarette will always
tend to go to the non-smoker!
that you don't need it.

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