(A Satire by a
highly thoughtful and intelligent individual to make an interesting reading of
the government’s cunning attitude towards its citizens)
Due to the
current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the
Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age
and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing
unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People
Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the
government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After
Forced Termination) .
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as
many times as the government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional
Income for Dependents and Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for
Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously
persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any
further by the government.
Persons who
are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as
much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The
government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they
give to our citizens.
Should you
feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the
attention of your local Member of Parliament who has been trained to give you
all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Valuation of Individual Lives
(EVIL)
The person who drafted this must be a brilliant
marketing person.
PS —
Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as
well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has also turned off.
This
means, you better be prepared now for the worst to come, because with present government measures on FDI, and other so called reforms, with the foreigners gradually
dominating or even taking over our economy, I don’t think, these programs will ever
help any needy persons in this country, except of course the rif-raffs and the ever
emerging corrupt ones, from the ruling parties and the government.
Please also see a link given in the first comment under this notice.
Dates back a couple of years. Pretty nice. Here's a link to the video.
ReplyDeleteExcellent exposition of reality, but who cares ? The so called Rulers are deaf, blind and insensitive to the public travails. How can one expect response from such a bull to the flute; however sweet might be the tune? Bull understands only one action and that is 'Danda'. Rest is for the hapless intelligent people just to brood over. God help the country !
Deletesimply GREAT.Truth in satire .Best part is SHIT ,Yeah they continue to receive more more SHIT.
ReplyDeleteIn my 7+ decades of life-I have not seen such a satire,absolutely true situation in Govt.A brilliant-a master piece. like that brilliant and master piece of production-THE GODFATHER.
ReplyDeleteThis guy simply GREAT.Enjoy-enjoy ,pass it on to as many as you can. yeah, good and intellegent people will appreciate and enjoy .Of course the mild ones may react differently.