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Friday, December 17, 2010

Some Interesting Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
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Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
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Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
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A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
lot and love him a little.
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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
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Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
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A man marries a woman expecting that
she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
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Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument

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